Is it just me?

Now how comes that as soon as the conservatives look to be winning the battle against the shambolic left wing they join it and labour start making some sense. Now, don't get me wrong I hate Blair as well. His wife don't get me started, Brown's a tight-fisted, simplistic ass and Prescott....well you know (jabba the hutt?)!! But Cameron is twittering on about green fuel and all his other jazz, Blair makes some sense!!! He must be ill!! There are three thing I agree with...

• Anti - animal rights extremists- God know's how many years these asses have set medical advancement back. Smallpox killed 1 in 5 people untill a vaccine was developed!!...on animals! Sometimes vaccines don't work I agree but trial and improvement is the only way forward. These activists want Improvement with no trial!! Good for you Tony!!

• Nuclear power - the most efficient and now very safe power source treated with such taboo. It's in abundance, it's efficient and its now very safe. The rods won't run out for years by which time we'll be so advanced we can send up spaceships and launch the buggers into the sun (along with some animal rights extremists!) .

• Finally Ruth Kelly - She is an arse pure and simple!! a throw back to the socialist past and couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery. BUT!! she's a Catholic, a member of Opeus Dei and in charge of equal rights for Homosexuals. And we all know what Catholics think of them. Best thing is they can't get rid of her because these gays are mostly about anti-persecution and not being discriminated for what you are!! Ruth is a catholic. Sacking her would be going against their own morals!! Sweet.

Now don't worry folks I'm not a Labour supporter but Cameron get your head out of the clouds. This is what really matters to people!!

Intertoto is ours!!!

Yes, I couldn't belive it either its the stuff dreams are made of!!! First we beat Chelsea with a Titus header but more importantly we beat Bolton (my girlfriends team) to the spot. Now I don't want to rub it in because I'm very lucky Louise doesn't support Man UTD or Arsenal like most do, however..... Hahaha!!! Soz Lou.

Its going to be awesome seeing the toon back in Europe next season I've missed those nights so much!! Also they are some of the few games I get to see due to my lack of sky!!!

Today Glenn Roeder will be unveiled as Newcastle manager and I couldn't be happier. After an Ego-maniac like Souness this is a welcome change and I'm looking forward to a big season with loads of top players and more to come i'm sure in the summer!!

Any Newcastle fans out there who've got an opinion on this or some transfer talk let us know!!

The Six-minute Sermon ( 16th May )

Verse of the week

“'How many times should we forgive lord seven times?', 'no' said the lord 'but seventy times seven' ”

Message of the week

A very well known passage this week and an often misunderstood subject, forgiveness. We are all taught to forgive, that isn't hard to understand but why? Well' Jesus was nailed to the cross, he was the son of god, and to recieve forgiveness the ancients would offer a sacrifice. These all tie together. For the forgiveness of our sins there had to be a sacrifice, but the weight of the worlds sin there had to be a sacrifice pure of heart and perfect in God's eyes. Jesus was the only man or being that would suffice. In other words our sins nailed him to that cross and he died for us so we can be forgiven. We also need to forgive others. Not just other people but the church, too. They make mistakes as they have to walk a very fine line between alienating christians and accepting the immoral. This has lead to the acceptance of homosexuals, abortion and women priests. We must understand their predicament and accept some actions are not made with true feeling but are made at the fear of alienating the unsaved majority.

Quote of the week

“second chances, everyone without exception needs them and hence should offer them”.

Prayer of the week

Dear most glorious father help me to forgive, we are told in this world we will meet hardships and people will say and do things to upset us. Help us to forgive them as by your sons death on the cross you seaved us.

Also pray for…

More CU advertising (see the site!!), Our fellow CU member Skinner as he goes under the knife this week

Hey there, I haven't posted in a while due to my lack of the internet (my peeps haven't seen the light yet but i'm working on it!!), but the world has changed beyond all recognition. The country has gone to crap with leaders who can't control a group of nurses, kick foreign criminals out of the country and go around shagging their secretaries. The BNP in charge!! God help us, but its better than the lefties or the greenies.

But what is happening with that England job, eh? First It's McClaren (please no, managing a poor side now and may have gotten to used to it!), then Allardyce (GOOD!!) now Scolari!! He can't even speak English let alone understand how our game is played. On the upside the Magpies are kicking ass!! Roeder is a genius and O'Neill will take us to many many cups!! Blackburn your ours! Back in Europe will be great coz I don't get sky and its one of the few times I can see them live!!

Oh yeah and revision. what a pile of crap. I can't remember my own name half the time how the hell can I remember loads of business legislation!!! You never try and remmber things in the real world you keep a book so its just pointless. And what is with BS5. a report in 1.5 hours? no chance.

Hope you all had fun on your break or not as the case may be. But bank hol soon wahay. Six -minute sermon on tue this week so see you then.

Mad Laws

We all may disagree with many laws passed throughout our land. I myself am an opponent to the sacrifice of freedom of speech to spare offending a minority group. But spare a thought for those governed by these laws!!

In this great land of ours it is illegal to call your pet “Queen” or “Princess without the Queen’s permission.

In India women can marry goats but men can’t.

In Greece driving without bathing can cost you your license.

In China, boxing is illegal as it is too brutal, however capital punishment isn’t.

In Michigan, USA it is illegal for a married woman to cut her own hair without her husbands permission.

In Kentucky, USA by law you must bath at least once a year.

The Six Minute Sermon ( 20th March )

Verse of the week (Psalm 71 : v 20)

“Though you have made me see troubles, many and bitter, you will restore my life again”

Message of the week

Last week we talked about pain and why God allows it to exist. It is possible that if pain didn’t exist the human race would have been wiped out long ago. I know it sounds weird but think about it…if there was no pain we wouldn’t know when something was wrong e.g. a disease or emotional ‘gut instinct’. Both of these are useful although unpleasant. Focusing on emotional pain though, “how can that be good pain?” you may ask. It may be a sign that you are not living your life according to God’s will. Depression can allow people to view the world around them with more clarity and hence change there life to more in keeping with God’s wish. So emotional distress can bring about challenge and change. A blessing in disguise!!

Quote of the week

“Pain need not always be regarded as an enemy, it may become our ally in gaining a fuller life”.

Prayer of the week

Gracious Father, help me understand that in your universe you allow only compliments of you. Even in Pain and suffering you have an authentic word to speak to me. Please help me hear it. Amen.

Also pray for…

The ongoing divide within the HMSG, The deliverence of Fester as he misses the CU for the first time in forty-three years.

Unwise Domain Names

I was forwarded a note recently in a Physics class, that went as follows. A bit random…but very funny!

“A note circulating the internet lists internet domain names consisting of that can be parsed in unintended ways. Firstly there is “Who represents” a database of the agencies for the rich and famous with a domain : www.whorepresents.com. Second is “Expert Exchange”, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange views and advice : www.expertsexchange.com . Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island (www.penisland.net). Need a therapist? Try www.therapistfinder.com. And if you want to stock up on bedding plants, the the Molestation Native nursery, in NSW Australia : www.molestationnursery.com. The List concludes with the power company www.powergenitalia.com (powergen Italia).”

Who says Physics is no fun!!